Update: Do you want to pre-order a t-shirt with DeLay's mug shot, if it leaks?
There it is, the arrest warrant for:
MONEY LAUNDERING => $100,000
Above that is a section giving instructions to sherriffs:
To any sheriff or peace officer of the state of Texas, greetings, you are hereby commanded to arrest Thomas Dale DeLay and him safely keep so that you have him before the 331st Judicial District Court of Travis County.
Greetings. Yes, indeed.
(Maybe he just ought to resign? Save us all from this, ahem, misery.)