Heh. As a follow up to yesterday's news that Congress' favorite influence-peddler Jack Abramoff might be getting out of jail early we have this delightful item about how Abramoff has been spending his time in prison. He's caught the teaching bug and has been instructing other inmates in subjects such as, according to TPM Muckraker, "Parenting from a Distance," and "Cinema Studies." I hear an additional course, "Buying Congress for Dummies" is in the works for next semester. Enroll now!